shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.