ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: ughadler)

gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2)