gaymommy:

"take my dick baby" take it where? the park? the zoo? the store? i’m sorry man i can’t help you i don’t even have a car

(Source: rydenarmani)

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix)

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

(Source: faypunk)

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: blank)

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me